Your Results:

You have achieved a score of  100%,  which puts you in the happiness category of:

...EXTREMELY UNHAPPY!

Thankfully, there is hope for you in the 'religion' of:

...SCIENTOLOGY!

Scientology is the only religion that can make you happy. Everyone else is lying to you.

All it takes is half of your income, and happiness really can be yours!! Sign up now!!

*This may or may not be the method by which scientologists attempt to recruit members.

**Please stop emailing me saying you joined them after doing this quiz. Seems everyone's a comedian nowdays.

***Scientologists, please don't send people from your cult round to my house to 're-educate' me.