History of Patrick
You wanna know more? Huh? Do ya? Don't say I didn't warn you.
Prehistory
Born in a house. Just down the road from the hospital.
Ancestry:
- Ancestors were English, and were among first settlers to Western Australia.
- This includes Sir John Forrest, early settler and statesman.
- The Scanlon surname has traces back to Ireland.
- 7th generation Australian.
Relatives:
- Spaceman Spiff
- Dougie Houser MD
- Will Hunting (8th brother)
- Captain Planet
- Monkey Magic
Parents:
- Immaculate conception, as my parents have never had sex. And when you think about it, niether have yours... ever.
History
Began dominating everything from a very early age. There are persistent murmurs that he has been able to talk since he was only 38 days old. A remarkable achievement, though I don't personally believe it.
Present Day
Currently resides in WA, is 23 and lives with sister and another housemate. Has triple major in Pure Mathematics, Physics and Mechanical Engineering, however the degrees in Pure Maths and Physics are relatively useless at gaining employment. So essentially I'm an engineer.
I guess that means I did very high level maths and physics for no reason other than for my own entertainment.
What a dolt.
Also have been a DJ but got out of it after a while. After one of my gigs a police helicopter was called in. No kidding. I'm not sure how much that was to do with my playing as opposed to the audience itself, but it's definitely a resume filler. The police gave my car an escort through the crowd so I could leave, and that was an hour after it finished. Crazy.
Other Interests
Football. AFL. Plays for amateur football club when not injured.
Girlfriend.
Cricket. Purely in a spectator capacity only.
Guitar and Songwriting. Patrick has been playing guitar for just under two years. In terms of skill, I can play Sultans of Swing, properly, Classical Gas, and thus pretty much anything of equal hardness, or easier than them. Currently working on the solo from 'Free Bird' but I think I need more stamina. That song is crazy!
The Future
After siezing control of the internet, more details will be forthcoming.
Stay tuned.
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